not a MILF, but a MWWTBAS

11 11 2010

I’ve been having a hard time figuring out if, and how to, write about a particular topic on this here website, and that topic is:

SEX.

It bothers me that I am even having mixed feelings on blogging about such a thing; I am usually so “anything goes” and open.  Why do I have reservations about this?  Finally, I figured it out– It’s because I’m a mom. Read the rest of this entry »





my life is glamorous

9 11 2010

Some things happened this past week.  Seriously glamorous things; things that usually only happen to celebrities.  Are you ready for this?  Shit this cool probably doesn’t even happen to Paris Hilton or George Clooney.  Okay, maybe George Clooney.

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NaDeNeFoMo part two

7 11 2010

In this episode of Brianna Commits Suicide By Oil, we examine Nutella-and-chunky-peanut-butter wantons and bacon-wrapped dill pickles. Read the rest of this entry »





NaDeNeFoMo, day one: bananas.

5 11 2010

To start National Deep-fry a New Food Month, I decided on bananas.  I’m not a skilled deep-fryer so I needed a practice food, if you will.

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NaDeNeFoMo!

5 11 2010

Earlier today on Twitter I was contemplating what I should do with November.  November is well-known for being “National Write a Novel Month” (NaNoWriMo) or “Movember” (something about facial hair) but I’m not a writer and I lack the testosterone needed to grow a mustache.  Also, I just don’t think it’d be a good look for me.  I put my question to the masses– What do I do with November if I’m not a writer and I’m not willing to endure hormone injections?

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4 11 2010

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hey look! i’m bored as fuck.

3 11 2010

So I asked my friend Adam to help me Photoshop my head onto some photos.  Originally, I was going to write something (possibly funny) about the daydreams I used to have when I was a kid and how they were all based on 80’s movies.  All that is still true– but I don’t have the energy to write in length about it anymore.  However, Adam’s lovely handiwork shan’t go to waste.  Also they make me giggle.

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