absentee blogging

21 05 2010

Today I can be found hiding over at the donut shop, also known as How To Eat.  I have world-changing things to say about sandwich-salads.

Alright, world.  We need to talk.  See, I just went to the grocery store and came across The Most Disgusting Thing In The History Of Food (hereafter referred to as The Abomination):  a ham salad sandwich.  We’ll come back to The Abomination, but first I think we need to have a long, heartfelt talk about what are acceptable types of “salad” and what are not.

So, you know… GO.  Read it.  Become hungry.  Eat something other than ham salad, you wretched fuck.




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