hey look! i’m bored as fuck.

3 11 2010

So I asked my friend Adam to help me Photoshop my head onto some photos.  Originally, I was going to write something (possibly funny) about the daydreams I used to have when I was a kid and how they were all based on 80’s movies.  All that is still true– but I don’t have the energy to write in length about it anymore.  However, Adam’s lovely handiwork shan’t go to waste.  Also they make me giggle.

(Please do not question why the movie characters I wanted to be are male.  I wonder this too, but now is not the time to investigate the deepest parts of my psyche.  So let’s just go with:  Because the characters who got to do all the cool shit just happened to be boys.)

I always wanted to be Jareth.  If for no other reason than the righteous pants and killer 80’s hair.

Sadly, Bowie pulls off the leggings-with-knee-high-boots look better than any woman trying to rock this look in 2010.

But my main daydream was riding Falcor.  Oh hell yes.

In my Neverending Daydream though, I don’t let Artax die in the fucking Swamps of Sadness.  That was bullshit.

Humor me:  Which pop culture icon/movie character of your time did you most want to be?




9 responses

3 11 2010

Prince in Purple Rain.

3 11 2010

I bet you’d look hot as hell in a ruffley shirt…

3 11 2010

I feel you need to know that this print is hanging in our home. It’s framed and everything.


3 11 2010

holy wow, that is fucking awesome.

3 11 2010
Suburban Sweetheart

I am TERRIFIED of Falcor.

3 11 2010

Kira, the Gelfling from the Dark Crystal. So I could explore myself with thin, nimble fingers…

Seriously. I hope that’s not a metaphor for my childhood.

4 11 2010

I have this movie and used to want to be Kira too, but not as bad as I wanted to be Bowie. Hope that’s not a metaphor for my sexuality. 😛

4 11 2010

I wanted to be Alice in Wonderland. I was like, “I have a score I need to settle with some Pansies. LITERALLY.”

4 11 2010

Alice In Wonderland… that… that just really suits you.

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